Bigfoot Is My Boyfriend

Spoiler alert: I'm single. Never been asked out, never had a boyfriend, never been on a date. But that doesn't stop me from pretending that I'm dating a tall, elusive, nature loving man that goes by the name of Bigfoot. He's also single, right? Even though I wore a pretty vintage-y lovey outfit the other day on my blog, the outfit in these pictures are what I actually wore on Valentine's Day. I just wanted people to be clear on what my relationship status is, ya know?

Unfortunately Bigfoot was too busy for going out, so my mom and sister took his place. If you stack them on top of one another, they're almost the right height. We split dinner and got free water at a great restaurant, ate ice-cream & watched Project Runway. What can I say, we're simple ladies!

Outfit details - Tee, $3 (thrifted, Anvil brand) - Cardigan, $1.50 (thrifted, Basic Editions brand) - Bodycon skirt, $1 (thrifted, Dividends Maternity brand) - Tights & Bag, from Dani (tights are Torrid, bag is F21) - Tiny black bow tie pin, hand made - Flats, $10 (Wal-Mart) - Lipstick, Violet Pop by Rimmel

Well, things escalated quickly. Bigfoot gave me a him-size engagement ring! I'm just as shocked as you are.